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snapchatting:

i love my boyfriend, he’s so pretty and tall. people keep telling me that he’s just a tree but they don’t know anything about love

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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

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shippingreactions:

WHEN CHARACTERS WON’T ADMIT THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER EVEN THOUGH IT’S SO OBVIOUSimage

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Tom Hiddleston sent me the riding crop.

Benedict cumberbatch. OZCON (via benaddictmindpalace)

here let me help you visualize

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He revealed that it was best mates Tom Hiddleston and Patrick Kennedy who sent him the riding crop anonymously in the mail after ASiP.” - Benedict cumberbatch

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You know, Tom actually went around telling people that a “Sherlock fan”  sent the riding crop. Look at this War Horse interview in GQ

What did Ben wear? Well, what was so funny is that he got sent a riding crop by a Sherlock fan. We didn’t let him off the hook easily for that one.” - Tom Hiddleston

"A Sherlock Fan"

"A Sherlock Fan"

"A Sherlock Fan"

#but where does loki end and tom begin

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bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard